A One-Act Play

July 11, 2013

B: Hey, what’s that word for when you dig up a grave?

A: Grave robbery?

K: Exhume.

A: Unearth?

K: Exhume.

A: No, that’s not it.

B: ‘Uncover, reveal, disclose…’

K: E-X-H-U-M-E

B: ‘…excavate, reveal, exhume.’ Exhume—

A: Exhume! That’s it.

B: What? What’s so funny?

K: I’ve been saying exhume—

B: You have?

A: It didn’t make sense until a man said it.

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Flowers July 29, 2013 at 8:38 am

It really, really didn’t. Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion headlines

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