Unfortunately the quiz–fine, “survey”–was multiple choice and not short answer, so I took care of that myself.
Oh, heads up, I decided to answer the survey like I was a settler on the prairie.
I mean, Sarah Plain and Tall was no Maxxinista, you know?
“That’s Urban Outfitters? Wow. I used to shop there before they got so prosaic. I mean, Urban Outfitters is great,” I said, between mouthfuls of quinoa. “If you like that mainstream thing.”
Urban Outfitters’ lengths actually operate on two levels exclusively: Outer-District-of-Panem Sister-Wife and Hipster Car Wash.
They download a lot of hot UO tracks to listen to while they’re digging their wells and stuff out there in Walnut Grove.
It’s tough out there for a settler!
There were other questions — it wasn’t just a disjunct ee cummings approach to numbering — but my screenshots failed, and now I can’t get back in. Can’t imagine why! (Just kidding, I didn’t even submit this, because I like following the rules too much.) And finally, one piece of credit to UO: I once ordered a pair of boots or a jacket or something, only to return them — and the return process was really simple and efficient.
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I laughed my ass off the entire time I was reading that. You have a sophisticated knack for humor, Katherine, well done and keep it up.
-Spencer